panhandler posture 

That special stance a panhandler takes on, whether destitute or not, in order to appear more pathetic.

He stood slumped and nearly lifeless at the stoplight with a sad sign in his two grubby hands, but later I saw him walking downtown with some friends, with no hint of the panhandler posture I’d seen earlier.

panhandler posture by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019

Velvet ropes and posture 

An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.

What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.

Velvet ropes and posture by ateoclockminusthel March 30, 2011

Gritter Posture 

when your swag is beautiful .

i got on my gritter posture today.

Gritter Posture by Ke-lo G March 29, 2011

Tongue posture 

One of the most important things to master in life. Your jaw line, forward maxilla, and breathing air ways depend on it.

You must mew in order to increase tongue posture and promote foward development of your jaw.

Many people consider tongue posture a laughing matter, IT IS NOT. They are ignorant non mewers.

Dan, your jawline is recessed, you should really fix your tongue posture.

Tongue posture by EyeLuvU April 21, 2018

Boxer Posture 

The slant-rhyming euphemism for the curving of someone's upper spine, originating from the way boxers often hunch their backs.

Person 1: Hey man sit up straight, you've got some bad scoliosis. Person 2: Nah dude, that's just my boxer posture

Boxer Posture by Jethro_Durden February 25, 2011

eye posture 

–noun
1. the relative disposition of the parts of the eye.
2. an affected or unnatural attitude revealed only through the eyes: He struck a dramatic eye posture.
3. a mental or spiritual attitude

He struck a dramatic eye posture.

eye posture by Ian Scottt Anderson May 13, 2010

Hookah posture

Someone who has great posture while smoking a hookah.

Damn.....check out that girls hookah posture. She's bad ass

Hookah posture by Marleigh417 December 9, 2011