Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

vicar’s portion

A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.

“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”

by Agarter June 2, 2019

American Portion

American Portion: Noun. The Whole Damn Thing . All serving in one package.

"Jimmy had an American Portion of pizza and a 48oz diet Coke"

by MKRandall February 9, 2017

Last Portion Syndrome

A temporary form of anxiety widely reported by chefs and catering staff who witness it every day. It concerns the dilemma faced by a customer visiting a hot buffet table and noticing that the item he wishes to purchase is the very last portion in a tray. Thus the dilemma. Does he wait longingly for the item to be replaced with a fresh batch or does he choose something else? Whatever becomes of the last portion.............?

Hey Tony ,check out the long face on that dude at the counter. Looks like LPS to me, yes I diagnose Last Portion Syndrome.

by IAIN_D October 13, 2020

Horse Portion

The side portion of a persons leg that is exposed while seated on the toilet. This includes (but is not limited to) the lower calf, the thigh and the outer butt cheek. Named after its resemblence to the rear side portion of the equine species. Often the first sight of someone who opens an occupied bathroom door that should have been locked.

(roomate opens bathroom door, only to find his housemate having a bowel movement)
-"DUDE! Lock the door when you're taking a dump. No one wants to see your horse portion!"

by not a MUZEd November 9, 2009

Girlfriend Portion

A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.

"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."

by Shipwreck97 January 19, 2017

Extra Large Portion of Yum-Yum

Something Michael Moore would eat.

An Extra Large Portion of Yum-Yum would be like an extra large quadruple bacon thick burger with deep fried onions, chocolate pudding, and high fructose corn syrup.

by Kokuhyou~ January 8, 2010