poked in the nuts 

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.

Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.

poked in the nuts by Sambosa June 24, 2005

Poked in the shitter 

When someone gets bent over and become the other person's bitch.

Lia got poked in the shitter by james brown.

Poked in the shitter by Poked in the shitter October 22, 2009

poked the wolf

To finger a woman with a hairy vagina.

Joe: Hey I totally poked the wolf last night!
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.

poked the wolf by GravityFallsNoMore March 29, 2015

Poked the log 

when you give someone anal and it touches their shit

"I just poked the log last night"

Poked the log by Bob John October 19, 2006

poked in the nuts 

A man or boy poked in his with a rifle or anything that is sharp or hurts when you hit somebody with it

Hey mom! guess what i saw in a movie today?

Mom:What did you see?

Richie:I Saw this man who got poked in the nuts By a rifle and after he fell beside the wall the man who poked him shot the other dude in the eye!

poked in the nuts by latino14 June 2, 2009

Poked in the p-hole 

This is when you get the 'clap' from your girlfriend after she hung out with the Band boys in Peoria. She was 'poked in the p-hole' numerous times by the band....one who had the clap (now all of them have the clap). The boyfriend of this groupie then had sex with her, 'poked in the p-hole' caused his penis to drip...

My friend, Fredo, got the clap (gonorrea) from his girlfriend Linda'. They had make-up sex after she had sex with the boys in the band in Peoria who had all done the freaky deed, "poked in the p-hole," to her. Fredo had a drippy dick from fucking Linda, he had "poked her in the p-hole" only to get this uncomfortable drip!

Poked in the p-hole by BadMoFo1999 November 29, 2011

Poked in the furry

phrase generally used by women as a way of saying they had sexual intercourse.

"Yeah, I went over to Michael's place last night and got poked in the furry."

Poked in the furry by Prima Ragazza December 17, 2008