A poke in the eye with a sharp stick 

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick 

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick by Shuaman December 30, 2021

poke her in the cheese

when some bitch has some nasty vag (after getting done without a condom and goes days without washing it) and you poked it.

Doug will poke her in the cheese, and thats gross.

poke her in the cheese by darkbeam January 29, 2009

pig in a poke 

Litterally, 'a pig in a bag or a sack'. Buying something sight unseen. Usually resulting in buyer's remorse. This saying is found mostly in the southern states.

"I should have known better tha to by a I-pod on E-bay, it turns out it was a cassette recorder"
"Well, you should know better than to buy a pig in a poke."

pig in a poke by Alpa June 27, 2006

Shite in a poke 

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.

"Go shite in a poke bobby"

Shite in a poke by Counfsed June 2, 2018

stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole 

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know

When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit

stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole by daflashers June 25, 2017

throw a poke into 

term used by the male of the species to reference the act of sexual congress

Though Paul's wife fell victim to a starch bomb explosion and gained 40lbs,he assured her he would still "throw a poke into" her

throw a poke into by sheila in the car June 11, 2009