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A penis that branches into other smaller penises and so on, like a penis tree.
I don't know how you could have sex with a pernis.
Pernis by TheDictionaryDingus February 2, 2021
While discussing penises, she came to the realization that she had been exposed to a pernis on a single occasion. Being it was her first sexual excursion, she was oblivious, at the time, to the elusiveness of skin surpluss
pernis by Fnberg January 2, 2025

Guacamole nigga penis 

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Pilgrim Penis 

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Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.