pernis 

it it it means its like a scarf or shaq like

oe mren look at thet pernis

pernis by el bandito (aka) the joo June 9, 2003

Pernis 

A penis that branches into other smaller penises and so on, like a penis tree.

I don't know how you could have sex with a pernis.

Pernis by TheDictionaryDingus February 2, 2021

pernis 

1.

Slang for an uncircumcised penis

While discussing penises, she came to the realization that she had been exposed to a pernis on a single occasion. Being it was her first sexual excursion, she was oblivious, at the time, to the elusiveness of skin surpluss

pernis by Fnberg January 2, 2025

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010