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Pit Performer 

A person who performs in the front ensemble, or pit for short. They have a wide variety of musical skills over several interesting instruments, and substitute their lack of marching on the field with more difficult music. Often brag about knowing how to play 50 different instruments while actually only knowing how to play, like, 6 (triangles don't count as instruments and you can't change my mind). Unlike drumline, they are the percussionist that can read music decently. If they are a good mallet player, they may even learn how to hold with 4 mallets.

In case you were wondering, this was written by a pit/brass player so I have valid arguments for both sides.
Person 1: Those pit performers barely march at all, I wonder why they're in the band.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see them play? They're so good at what they do, I think it makes up for it.
Pit Performer by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018

popee the performer 

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me, popee the performer.
popee the performer by moth.teeeth September 1, 2021

values performer 

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.
That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

Ghost Performer 

A ghost performer is someone who fills in for a type of performance or routine if a member isn’t available it could be someone random or someone that a choreographer would know of with the same skill set that would be used in the routine or simply a hired stunt double or someone who can execute a role in a performance when needed.
A ghost performer is needed due to one of our members not being available for our circus routine.
Ghost Performer by Nashlyn July 29, 2022

Prime Time Performer

P.T.P.
Person who performs in the clutch with all the Pressure.


Named by Dicky V.
Dick Vitale says "Kobe Bryant is a Prime Time Performer baby, hes the real deal."

She is a horrible performer 

What you say to an female singer who is horrible in your opinion.
Shabnam: *sings*
Hater:She is a horrible performer!!! won't listen to her again!!! her voice hurts my ears!!!!