penis popper 

Small, frozen bite size versions of the real thing.

Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,

normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.

My latina ex-girlfriend's six yr old daughter kept going to the fridge, asking for penis poppers.

"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.

penis popper by ice cream coño June 12, 2022

penis popper party 

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

penis popper party by El ritardo June 25, 2018

shitty penis popper 

a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.

Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.

shitty penis popper by tmac jmillzz February 13, 2009

Jalpeno Penis Popper 

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.

" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"

Jalpeno Penis Popper by Smit17 July 16, 2024

Purple Penis Pimple Popper

One who pops pimples with a purple penis

Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper

Purple Penis Pimple Popper by Loyalty To A Fault May 16, 2018

Penis pepper 

Hollowed out jalapeño condom. Keeps you safe a spicy/hot love life.

Penis pepper long hard and spicy

Penis pepper by Wheels May 14, 2017

penis poppers 

sex toys similar to the small rubber "poppers" popular at arcades and roller-skating rinks, used to stimulat a man's penis by popping the half-sphere shape on the head of the penis.

Julie: Damn, Matt wanted me to use the penis poppers on him all night long!

penis poppers by Sioned November 16, 2006