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Peely Peely 

People can commonly be heard saying 'Peely Peely?' around the months of March and April. Usually accompanied by a weird finger gesture… they haven’t gone mad. It’s an invitation to play Monopoly at McDonald's.

Players (or peelers) are so into the game, they'll often be found practising peeling. No potato, orange or banana is safe around Peely players.

When peelers win at the Monopoly game, a Peely frenzy may take over. They’ll shout “Peeeeeely, Peeeeely” at anyone who will listen.
“Peely Peely?” “Yeah man… Peely Peely.”
“Shall we Peely Peely tonight?” And he was like “yeah sweet… Peely Peely!” “I like to Peely Peely. I like to Peely Peely. I like to Peely Peely. I like to Peeeeeeeeeely."
Peely Peely by themagpiescheek March 15, 2019
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Peely peely 

A pathetic attempt to get people to eat the awful food they serve at mcdonalds.
"Peely peely"
"No. Id rather eat dog shit than the sweaty cardboard they serve at mcdonalds"
Peely peely by Freduarvo April 15, 2019

peely bag 

if you like simply nailogical you know what a peely bag is.
if you don’t a peely bag is a bag full of nail art.
time to add a peely to the peely bag
peely bag by 4L1F3RZ43V34 July 12, 2023

Peely Willy

Preferably this action shall be acted out upon a circumcised penis of moderate to enlarged length and girth to match the mouthfeel of a banana. Starting at the head/ tip of the penis four large incisions from said tip shall be moved downward towards the base of the penis. The incision shall just barely penetrate the surface of the skin. Once completed either the lone individual or a third party lover shall grab one at a time and pull back causing the skin to peel off like a banana skin. Only after all quadrants are officially peeled the irreversible act of oral sex may commence.
I tell you what man, a Peely Willy, will make you realize in the end all we are is dust in the wind.
Peely Willy by Magmawall July 11, 2024

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard 

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

OMG agent peely 

The guy that gets really excited when he sees agent peely
OMG agent peely!!!!”
OMG agent peely by Robbie Donaldson September 27, 2023