paducah pancakes  

a sexu-scatalogical act accomplished by dropping multiple solid feces fragments upon a recipients chest, stomach and/or face and then repeatedly mashing them flat with your buttocks creating the illusion of stacked pancakes. This can be either a sexual or dominating act performed by consenting or non-consenting participants for the outcome of sexual gratification or emotional and/or physical humiliation. Ejaculatory response or orgasmic climax is not necessarily the intended outcome.

Leonard was growing weary of her constant domineering nature and manipulative tactics. So, in a final act of defiance, and while she lay unconscious from too much alcohol, he left her naked and handcuffed with a stack of Paducah pancakes planted firmly between her breasts and her auburn hair glistening with his fresh, warn urine.

paducah pancakes by Rokittman April 1, 2009

Going Paducah 

dying, when someone or something is on it’s last legs, last gasp or exhibiting a death rattle (The word “Paducah” is derived from the sound made when a severed head is drop-kicked into an empty dumpster. pah-DOO-kah)

“C’mon stop smackin’ that old TV. You’re not helping any. It’s going Paducah and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

Going Paducah by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020

wet paducah 

Same as a wet willie, only up a booty hole instead of in an ear.

Trying to annoy her friend, Carmelotta snuck up to the naked sleeping rear end of her roommate and gave him a wet paducah

wet paducah by J Jasper April 21, 2008