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A city that was destined to be one of the fastest economically growing cities until Governor Rick Scott turned down the idea for a high speed rail to concentrate on more important matters like screwing teachers and working people out of jobs and retirement.
-Hey did you hear about Orlando getting a high speed rail?

-Yea, but that Tea Bagger governor turned down a proposal that would pay for 90% of the project and generate jobs.
Orlando by gfountain1 April 19, 2011
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A very hott guy. Someone who you can trust, but than again cant. Easy to fall inlove with, hard to fall out of. Becareful, he might be a playa, but he'll always be there for you. He's unpredictable, and may give you a heartache ! But its worth it. May be caught up in the wrong things, but has a heart. A guy that you will never forget and will always love.
Jasmine: 'Hey serina how was your day?"
Serina: "Good! Me and Orlando hung out, I'll never forget today."

Jasmine: "Oh cool.And why is that?"
Serina: "Because its impossible to forget are memories."
Orlando by SimpleTastic<3 February 14, 2009
the 6th most dangerous city according to forbes magizine in 2009
disney in kissimee not orlando
orlando by tryop April 28, 2009
The most modern and progressive city in Florida. Orlando is not just Disney World, Sea World, Universal, and the other tourist destinations. Orlando, or greater Central Florida, is a rappidly expanding commerce center attracting large regional banking centers, high tech industry, is the second largest convention destination in the nation, and large insurance district. Central Florida is made up of Orange, Seminole, Osceola, Lake, Polk, and Volusia counties. It is the wealthiest and most thriving area in all of Florida, predicted to become the next LA, without the blight and slums. Central Florida encompasses a circular area having a 40 mile radius. It is home to the University of Central Florida, poised to become the State's largest University in the next five years. There are two law schools, and soon to be a full medical school in Orlando. Unemployment is the lowest in the nation, at less than 2%. The Downtown area has focused on creating a large residential city center, which is attracting many more young professionals to this area.
progressive, wealthy, females, women, beautiful, Orlando, Winter Park, Lakes, outdoors, professional, clean, community
Orlando by Jay Haygood August 10, 2006
Floridian Definition:

The only major city in Florida that every Floridian visits, but to which no Floridian ever willfully moves.

This arises for a couple of reasons:

1)Orlando is the only major city in Florida without a beach.

2)Floridians already see enough tourists, so Orlando is like Hell on Earth.
"Sorry bro, your Orlando lakes don't compare to my Miami beaches."

"Let's just go to Orlando for the day. I can't stand the Mouse much longer than that."
Orlando by GuillermoSoFla September 27, 2005
Orlando is a kind person,loves children,and will do anything for who they love.Orlando loves family
Orlando is a guy or a city
Orlando by Reese’s puff July 10, 2018
omg its four. let the city of orlando sleep.
orlando by love laurie December 29, 2007