One beer, One dance, One hour 

An expression used by a group of friends that is "supposed" to be a limit on the amount of time that the group will spend at a strip club.

The overall premise is that the group will either drink 1 round of beers, partake in 1 lap dance per individual, or spend 1 hour overall before the group is "supposed" to go home. Whichever event occurs first is what is "supposed" to force the group to go home.

After 2 hours of drinking at the bar...

Reynold: "I'm feeling pretty good. Let's go to a strip club."
John: "I don't know. I'm exhausted and I have to go to work early in the morning."
Reynold: "We'll only do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' and then go home."

John: "Alright. If we do that, then let's go."

7 beers, 4 lap dances, and 3 hours later...

John: "We really have to stop saying that we are only going to do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' We are literally incapable of doing t

One beer, One dance, One hour by Frank the tank 23 January 13, 2014

one beer wilson 

somebody who is a pussy ass drinker. ya know? that one guy who just can't handle his booze and just embarrasses you at parties and shit. and yet they always talk trash about drinking more than you.

could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.

"whew, i don't about you guys, but i'm pretty buzzed off this mike's hard bros!"

"okay, one beer wilson"

or

"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"

"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"

one beer wilson by boozehound babyboy March 11, 2014

one beer short of a six pack 

Someone who lacks common sense. Not quite mentally competent.

You're one beer short of a six pack. You have no idea what you're talking about.

one beer short of a six pack by Oldman. February 20, 2018

one beer wonder 

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.

After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder

one beer wonder by Jake September 21, 2004

One Beer Asshole 

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

One Beer Asshole by fred ledge September 11, 2011

One-beer drunk 

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

One-beer drunk by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

Just One Beer 

The act of drinking at least 6 beers.

For example "Let's go go for Just One Beer" - Random Czech Girl before getting wasted.

I went to Tae's Birthday for just one beer. I ended up drinking a whole keg.

Just One Beer by Jesterio April 20, 2020