Road On

An erection males experience caused by the vibrating sensation from driving in a automobile.

Dude, I can't get out of the car yet. I still have a road on from that long ride.

Road On by imdeadicated November 14, 2009

nuts on the road 

means okay, thats fine, all good, great, sounds good etc.

John: Shall we got out for a curry tonight?
Chris: Nuts on the road we will!

nuts on the road by dfghfdrfdfrt September 28, 2007

load on the road 

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

load on the road by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

Tech On The Road

A person that makes hilarious comments that make no sense at any location, any time of day. This person is also very tech savvy, and can salvage, and make suprisingly good repairs to, any piece of technology. Any actions by Tech On the Road are known as teching.

The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.

Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.

Random: "Hey, why isn't excel giving me the line of best fit?"

Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."

Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."

Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."

Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"

Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"

Tech On The Road by pstas May 22, 2011

Nuts on the road 

Can be used in any context, for any occasion.

Derrived from the popular English TV comedy show: "Mock the Week"

"Lets go play some ball"
"Nuts on the road"

Nuts on the road by 12345678987654321 September 30, 2007

on da road 

around and about; in town.
often said when referring to self in 3rd person.

Jim: Jim is on da road.

on da road by Imogenus April 4, 2009

I see bears on the road

A dutch saying that suggests you focus on the obstacles instead of the possibilities at hand.

I am expecting lots of trouble in our approach, I see bears on the road.

I see bears on the road by L0WE August 15, 2016