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Ozzello
A foreign-looking hottie who has above average skills in everything, is no stranger to conversational tangents and thinks wearing a belt over cut-off sweatpants is flattering.
Girl #1: I went to the grocery today and it was really crowded at the meat counter and I couldn't reach over this guy's shopping buggy to get the last package of chicken legs. So I asked him, (Laughing) 'Excuse me. Can you hand me that package of chicken legs?'
Girl #2: What's so funny?
Girl #1: (Laughing) He replied, 'Hey thank you. I get them looking that good because I work on ladders all day.'
Girl #2: What? (confused)
Girl #1: I was like, 'What?' And he says, 'My legs, you like my legs.'
Girl #2: (Laughing hard) What an Ozzello!
Girl #2: What's so funny?
Girl #1: (Laughing) He replied, 'Hey thank you. I get them looking that good because I work on ladders all day.'
Girl #2: What? (confused)
Girl #1: I was like, 'What?' And he says, 'My legs, you like my legs.'
Girl #2: (Laughing hard) What an Ozzello!
Ozzello by Napp Y. Hair February 5, 2010
ozzers
source of knowledge, tend to be good at maths and appear to be very big headed, approach these beasts with extreme caution!
ozzers by liquidtension January 13, 2004
Ozzers
I wish I was Ozzers.
ozzers
he was large as an ozzers
OzHEDude
This is a man who bought you HED wheels into Australia at a great price. Also known as a Storm supporter and a hater of single mums who fish for money. Some chicks are just way to fuked for this dude. The Oz stands for Aussie, the HED stands for Hed wheels, and the ude is short for dude but runs off the last bit of the HED. Also another word for Austaralian male dude or aussie camel dick.