nucking futs 

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

nucking futs by Chris Manley April 18, 2016

nucking futs 

1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think

If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.

nucking futs by anonymous guest March 3, 2008

Nucking Futs 

More formal or classroom appropriate way of saying Fucking Nuts.

When people show up late for class, it drives me Nucking Futs.

Nucking Futs by NervousClassGoerSaysRoar April 26, 2011

nucking futs 

to be extrmely fucking nuts

Dude Connor Slaybaugh is nucking futs.

nucking futs by l was here June 23, 2008

nucking futs 

take the "n" off of the nucking and the "f" off the futs...... put the "f" on the "ucking" and the "n" on "uts"..... then you get fucking nuts

that guy is nucking futs

nucking futs by casey June 2, 2005

Nucking futs 

When you tryin to pull out but she puts it back in anyways

Dang Isabella your logic is nucking futs

Nucking futs by 3van Harvey March 11, 2019

nucking futs 

a term used to say fucking nuts in front of a parent, teacher, etc.; 2. crazy, fucked up

that roller coster was nucking futs.

nucking futs by RHughesy May 31, 2009