No dick December 

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

No dick December by Autism anus November 6, 2020

No Dick December 

What dudebros threaten women with if they participate in No Shave November, as if anyone wants his dick in the first place.

Woman: I am participating in No-Shave November to help raise awareness for prostate cancer.
Dudebro: Eww! How dare you do something that does not revolve around my penis! You better be prepared to participate in No Dick December!

No Dick December by InsanityxthexGit November 17, 2013

No Dick December 

This month is only for girls and girls only. No matter how tempting and horny you are, the dick is off limit. The rules are simple - you may not insert a penis vaginally, participate in anal or oral activities involving a penis. You may not touch a penis or a penis shaped toy.

"wow I really want to get dicked down today" "No you can't, it's No Dick December."

No Dick December by RwandaForEver November 11, 2020

No Dick December 

The event of No Dick December requires all participants to refrain from masturbating from December 1st until 12:01 AM January 1st.

*December 1st*
Anthony: Hey dude let's do no dick december
John: oh fo sho
Anthony: I gotta sleep over at your house over winter break though or I'll just wank it day and night

No Dick December by Mugga Mugson December 7, 2009

no dick energy 

a boy who is such a bitch ass pussy, he don't even have a dick

you have no dick energy

no dick energy by Yruey March 20, 2023

No Dick Booty Restriction Zone 

The distance by which a girls booty stops you from going any further when clapping in doggy and therefore prevents all of the meat stick from entering. Big bunda means a large NDBR and no bunda means a small/non-existent NDBR.

“Bro her no dick booty restriction zone went crazy; her bum was so big I was just clapping bare cheeks, not actual vagina”
“That’s crazy my g, I’m yet to experience a 100% no dick booty restriction zone stillllll’

No Dick Booty Restriction Zone by Rodbar May 20, 2023

NO DICK DAVID 

HE HAS A REALLY REALLY TINY PENIS. WHEN HE GET ERECTION HIS PENIS ACTUALLY GOES INSIDE. HE CAN'T PEE. HE NEEDS VACUUM TO SUCK THE PEE OUT. HE GAY.

OMG. MUM I HAVE A NO DICK DAVID!!!!

NO DICK DAVID by DAVID SEXY MAN July 23, 2019