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"Black people water" in spanish Nicar~Niger=Black person/ agua=water
person 1: what do you call water in Africa?
Person 2: Nicaragua
Nicaragua by teethsoup November 5, 2021
The largest country in Central America. It has 7 million people and is almost the size of New York. Nicaraguans speak Spanish and are Latino and Hispanic.
John: "Where on Earth is Nicaragua?"
Jack: "It's a country located in Central America."
Nicaragua by Pink Possum April 26, 2025

Go back to Nicaragua 

Something to say when one says something stupid, racist or ignorant.
Guy 1: Don't Canadians live in igloos?
Guy 2: Go back to Nicaragua
Go back to Nicaragua by aznkid1 December 28, 2011

Al Nicaragua El Presidente Rahoulsahif Hamscrham 

Al Nicaragua El Presidente Rahoulsahif Hamscrham, the almighty Joe Greaves. Most revered and fearless ruler of the Joman Empire. Most jerk per square inch.
Al Nicaragua El Presidente Rahoulsahif Hamscrham! Hashishamapoop! Big Metal Hoobajoob!

nicaraguan 

the most awesome group of people you will ever meet and contrary to what most people think we DONT speak french.
people who love plantains and hate when others call corn maze. some of the nicest hispanics you will ever meet. AND WE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDERS LIKE THE MEXICANS!
guy 1: did you see that nice man?

guy 2: yeah what about him?

guy 1: he was nicaraguan

guy 2: no way!!!! hes really nice!!!!
nicaraguan by animeluvr425 June 16, 2008

Nicaraguan gooch tickler 

Verb: Th act of sleeping with two midgets an iguana and a blonde woman. After pleasuring to the blonde girl to the point of orgasm, the iguana well be sacrificed, and the blood spilled upon the woman's gooch, after which the midgets will tickle the gooch with assorted lawn tools and a king size twix. The midgets will then eat the woman out as she spews out blood and vaginal secretion. This act does not require the human penis only timing.
Bro -"Dude wheres your iguana"
Dude-"The chick made me do a Nicaraguan gooch tickler"
Bro- "nice dude but pore iguana"