New Mexico 

a diverse state with many interesting things to do in it, and often thought by fucktards as a state where a bunch of cowboys live.
also the only state to have a question that is recognized almost nowhere else.
also where mexicans live, but if its on tv there are none, how stupid is that?

in new mexico it goes
waiter: do you want chile?
customer: yes
waiter: red or green?
customer: BOTH!

New Mexico by persia_sparta May 3, 2006

New Mexico 

Despite being the state with the highest level of federal subsidies in the lower 48 states, New Mexico and its residents don't really have a lot to show for it. Albuquerque has a dirty, run-down, "Mad Max" quality to it. The people are remarkably uneducated and unfriendly. Going to Albuquerque is like taking a trip to some third world city. Besides the risk of being accosted by drug addicts in the rather disappointing "Old Town" section, one also faces the real possibility of running over one of the city's countless mentally ill homeless, who routinely walk into oncoming traffic to commit suicide. One may also expect to be awakened in the middle of the night by scavengers, both animal and human, "dumpster-diving" through others' trash. If you're going, then do be sure to carry a lot of change as beggars and panhandlers frequent many of the parking lots...they will harass you if you don't cough up a few quarters or something.
I am sorry every time that I go to New Mexico: there are as yet no signs of intelligent life.

Why do I have to keep going to...ugh...New Mexico?

New Mexico by Gerbil 990913526 February 25, 2011

New Mexico 

1. To miss easy free throws
2. To screw up an easy chance at something

1. Damn, how did Gilbert Arenas new mexico those free throws! They lost bc of him
2. Yo, you shoulda hooked up with that hott chick, she wanted it. You totally new mexicoed it.

New Mexico by Chicaaago Ditka August 11, 2006

New Mexico 

Largely unknown state west of Texas with the 2nd largest drug problem in the US. The only good things to come from here are Breaking Bad, The Nuclear Bomb, and Brian Urlacher.

White Trash: Dude, New Mexico sucks. Why'd they film Breaking Bad here?

Latino: ¿Usted está hablando mierda sobre mi casa, gringo perra?

New Mexico by MyNameIs**** June 12, 2014

new mexico 

The one of the cleanest and beautiful, yet cheapest states with neatly decorated highways and new smooth pavement.

New Mexico is a mountains and forests state.

new mexico by Vabq May 6, 2006

New Mexico 

It part of the country New Mexico

I went to New Mexico for vacation

New Mexico by Wavy Depast On xbox November 27, 2019

New Mexico 

the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.

"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"

"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."

"Awwwwe.."

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