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call with the Netherlands 

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.
Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .

The Netherlands 

A small country in Western Europe which maintains an illusion of insignificance while it is actually controlling the world through a shadow government and a international underground tunnel system which they use to control the world's supply of Clogs, Tulips, Cheese, and other farm products. One would think Cannabis to be included but it is not actually produced in the Netherlands. It's allies are BeLuxiumbourg, and the People's Republic of Canada.
The government of The Netherlands is displeased with your findings.
The Netherlands by Blumiru May 9, 2010

Neverland Ranch 

Michael Jackson's home. A Giant amusement park and also a zoo...And everything was free! People could spend their whole days on rides, eating candy.

Michael Jackson wanted a place where he could have his childhood back : instead, it became a way for greedy parents to make some cash by throwing false accusations at the superstar.
-Ask Michael to invite you again at the Neverland Ranch, Jimmy.
-Yeah! Thanks mom, why are you so kind to me?
-We have an extortion plan with our lawyers and we need to...NEVERMIND Jimmy, it's only for you to have some fun.

Leaving Neverland 

"Leaving Neverland" is a 2019 "documentary" which attempts to cover the alleged "abuse" by Michael Jackson on Wade Robson and James Safechuck, two men who defended the King Of Pop during cases. The film is an obvious form of defamation, but as Michael Jackson is no longer alive, it is not seen that way. #mjinnocent
"Did you know Michael Jackson was a pedophile?"
"...What did you do, watch 'Leaving Neverland'?
Leaving Neverland by L33um March 7, 2019
The magical place where dreams are made.
We are off to never neverland..
Neverland by Neverlander February 10, 2009

Netherlands 

A great little country nestled between Belgium and Germany. People speak Dutch there and go everywhere on a bicycle. They're famous for their tulips and windmills, but they have great cities too. Go there and check out the awesome art, fachion , and architecture.
"I'm going to the Netherlands this summer to get down with my Dutch homies."
Netherlands by Chickee April 22, 2005