THE MOST AMAZING DESSERT EVER!!! It is half
muffin, half cupcake, half
muff. Derived from
muff, female seamen and another term for vagina. It is made from the muffin top, cupcake
bottom, and muff center (muff is the best part). In case you do not have that good muff harvest, marshmallows
will substitute. Apon eating a MuffnCake, one might announce, "Oh man I MUFFED!"
These MuffnCakes originated from the secret society of Muff. Do not ask to join, ITS A SECRET! Although, it is lead by the Muffmasters: MMS MMS MMF MMM MMK MMR
Warning: MuffnCakes do cause mufftastic reactions and vary per person.
Note: Best time to harvest muff is winter. Don't ask why, trust me you do not want to know.