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Muff Cake 

A person(s) whom can be identified as a Muff; A hairy vagina; Idiot.
Muff Cake by Fletcherx December 30, 2006
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Muff Cake 

Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.

"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."

"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"

"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"
Muff Cake by EuroCitySunrise February 24, 2009
A variation of a cupcake(person) who cupcakes but is in denial of it.

A title used in an attempt to make cupcaking acceptable.

(Origin: the "muffin" version of a cupcake. and instead of a muffcake, the "c" changed to an "m" for alliteration.)
I don't cupcake, I muffmake.
Muffmake by Chuggs619 August 13, 2008

MuffnCake 

THE MOST AMAZING DESSERT EVER!!! It is half muffin, half cupcake, half muff. Derived from muff, female seamen and another term for vagina. It is made from the muffin top, cupcake bottom, and muff center (muff is the best part). In case you do not have that good muff harvest, marshmallows will substitute. Apon eating a MuffnCake, one might announce, "Oh man I MUFFED!"

These MuffnCakes originated from the secret society of Muff. Do not ask to join, ITS A SECRET! Although, it is lead by the Muffmasters: MMS MMS MMF MMM MMK MMR

Warning: MuffnCakes do cause mufftastic reactions and vary per person.

Note: Best time to harvest muff is winter. Don't ask why, trust me you do not want to know.
That was a mufftastic MuffnCake!
MuffnCake by Master Muff December 4, 2010