Mr. Right Now 

All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”

girl: my boyfriend just left me can we hang out
Mr. Right Now: sure, anytime.

Mr. Right Now by filjoe June 22, 2015

Mr./Ms. Right 

This actually can refer to his / her right hand as in a form of masturbation.

Aaah, Mr./Ms. Right (hand).. always faithful, never leaves me, doesn't talk, doesn't wanna go out.. s/he's just perfect for me.

Mr./Ms. Right by blck July 31, 2007

Mr. Right 

A nickname given to a math teacher who always reminds his students not to assume that an angle in a geometric figure is ninety degrees, although it may deceptively look like it is a right angle.

Students of Mr. Wright call him “Mr. Right Wright” or “Mr. Right Squared,” because he won’t give them any marks if they assume without proof that a triangle is a right triangle.

Mr. Right by MathPlus January 18, 2019

Mr. Right Someday 

A man may be labelled 'Mr. Right Someday' if a man/woman thinks that right now he isn't an ideal partner but knows he could be her/his 'Mr Right' someday in the future.

Linda: "So why are you guys not in a relationship?"
Brenda: "Because he's not ready for a relationship yet. He's my Mr. Right Someday!"

Mr. Right Someday by Bananasandpears September 21, 2012

Mr./Ms. Right 

A supernatural being that has inherited the powers of Proteus and uses them to don the guise of whatever love interest currently holds our attention. Once the victim's attention has been goaded and he or she is compelled to follow, Mr./Ms. Right then vanishes, but always reappears again, forcing his or her weary victims into endless pursuit of desperate futility.

"I thought he was Mr. Right, but boy was I mistaken."

Mr./Ms. Right by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005

Mr. Right 

Someone who give poor advice and wrong answers while "knowing" they are right and your wrong. When in fact they have no clue or collective knowledge about the "facts" they are discussing.

Poor Memory Guy - "Dude, the Atlanta Braves won the World Series in 1994 man. I remember cause I was in like the 7th grade bro."

Good Memory Guy - "Your wrong but, whatever. Nobody is going to change your mind about it. Baseball had a strike in 1994 and nobody won. Apparently you live in some sort of alternate reality because you seem to know a lot of shit that never happened and your so called facts are almost all mental dillusions."

Random Guy - "Mr. Right is WRONG AGAIN!!" (said very loud and in a mocking manner so anybody within 25 feet can join in and laugh)

25 Feet Away Group of Kids - "PWNED!!" (repeatedly screamed loudly so the rest of the block knows Mr. Right is nearby.)

Mr. Right by ghettochamp March 22, 2008

Mr. right 

the guy every girl wants to get wit, his name is nik harville...go fuck him

man i hope i find Mr. right...

i think hes in my third period

Mr. right by bigson111 February 14, 2010