mozambique

mozambique is a country in africa. it was a long time posession of portugal, but was basically owned through most of the 1800s and early 1900s by a corpoartion known as the nissa company. this organization, of course, ran mozambique into the ground. portugal held on this place until their own upheaval in the 1970s. since then, mozambique has been typical africa with coups, civil wars, aids, and poverty.

mozambique is trying to fix it's economy.

mozambique by Ben E. Hama February 6, 2007

Mozambiquend

When people in South Africa, particularly from the provinces of KwaZulu-Natal or Gauteng, decide on a whim to go to Mozambique for the weekend. (hence the portmanteau).

"what are you doing on friday?" "i don't know...wanna go to maputo?" "bru, we're gonna have a mozambiquend! lekker!"

Mozambiquend by teejles December 1, 2011

Mozambiquesexual 

Where your attracted to the Mozambique from apex legends

Friend “Damn bro do you like loba” gareth “no I like the Mozambique” friend “what” gareth “I’m Mozambiquesexual”

Mozambiquesexual by Urbàndictionary February 7, 2022

Mozambique

1) A country in Africa
2) to have a mood swing
3) One amazing ass mo'fucker
4) chicka who speaks in code language
5) an all around awesome person

can be shortened to mozam and zambo

1) "I'm going to Mozambique for the summer!"
2) "My girlfriend's having a mozambique, but i love her no matter what."
3) "Dude! I love you, mozam!"
4) "I wish those two girls weren't such mozambiques so I could understand what they're talking about..."
5) "My best friend is Mozambique :)"

Mozambique by babwe! March 17, 2008

Mozambique

Mozambique is a slang way of calling someone with a large nose!

This girl over there has a Mozambique!

Mozambique by D1ablo March 30, 2009

Mozambique

Extremely sexy person who would never kill anyone. So sexy and strong that even three shots couldn't kill them. It is easily the sexiest man or object you will ever see. Specifically applies to a large dildo or gun.

Woah, that girl is a Mozambique.

Mozambique by Schwangau February 28, 2019

Mozambique

Rhyming slang for “keek”

Meaning: Extremely negative, terrible, shite, bad; etc.

“These Benson and Hedges fegs are Mozambique.”

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Guy1: “How was the date last night?”

Guy2:”Bitch was bush league, total Mozambique”

Mozambique by Kekistanman June 11, 2018