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Monti'erra 

An extraordinary beatufully gorgeous girl. The type that blows a guys mind as she walks through the door. A monti'erra is somebody you know you can trust. The girl you go to when you least expect a friend to actually be there for you. After being around her, you start to feel as if you met another person like yourself. She's awesome and extremely popular. The type of popular that she doesnt really care about being. She just lives life to have fun. Never stuck up and always a joy to be with. ;BEAUTIFUL
aye, look at that Monti,erra. damn, she look fine.
WOW, i wish i was a Monti'erra !
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Monti Blow-Job 

the rather sick sexual act in which one individual cuts off his or her partners penis at which point both parties suck on each end of the severed penis. at some point the masochist will squeeze his balls out through the wound allowing the sadist to play with them. this usually ends in death.
My girlfriend said she was going to give me a Monti Blow-Job tonight! i can't wait!!
Monti Blow-Job by skin ticket November 8, 2010

Monti Mac 

A beautiful and amazing person that knows how to pick you up from when you are down she be slayin where ever she goes and she is so nice and smart she's always there for you and can put a dang smile on your face without even trying but when u leave her on open or she will kill you :)
Dang Monti Mac I wish I was you.
Monti Mac by Skirtttttttt April 30, 2017

Adam Monti 

5 out of 10 fantasy commission
Adam Monti used points instead of head to head.
Adam Monti by James Madison 1969 December 25, 2020

The Monti Kink 

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.
When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.
The Monti Kink by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

Santiago Monti 

Santi loves children. He has friends such as Benny, Luke, Marko, Bert, Tyler, Lauchy and many more. He loves children in grade 2 and below and likes big men in the age of 40. He is really bad at forntite and rocketleague compared to benny.
" Is that Santiago Monti" Girls
" He must be a bot at fortnite"
Santiago Monti by Fncs Mecha August 4, 2021

Santiago Monti 

Santiago Monti must be a bot at fortnite
Santiago Monti by Fncs Mecha August 4, 2021