michelin man 

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.

You’re just a michelin man.

michelin man by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

michelin chin 

Multiple chins, five or more.
A chin that looks like the michelin man

"Damn daaaawg, your mumma so fat her chin gone michelin!"
"She only 600 pounds nigga, chill."

michelin chin by Dan Moore May 3, 2004

Michelin Star Pussy

Pussy that tastes absolutely immaculate, like food from a Michelin star restaurant

Bro, I was hooking up w this girl last night and when I went down on her, I found out she had that Michelin Star Pussy. I stayed down there for 20 minutes eating her out

Michelin Star Pussy by invisibledeoderant July 25, 2023

Michelin Nut Cake

A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.

P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.

Michelin Nut Cake by Clypse:] January 21, 2009

Michelin Man 

When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.

Girl: Hahaha! Hey, is that the Michelin Man?

Michelin Man by slapshotpeewee9 May 8, 2007

Michelin man 

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man

You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man

Michelin man by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Michelin Man 

Before sex, wrapping one's penis in a white bed sheet before the condom.

Baby, I didn't cheat on you! That was the Michelin Man!

Michelin Man by PacoPicaso March 16, 2019