Melker 

A name describing an unusually anoying boy.

Melker is so annoying.

Melker by Mynameajeffthethefirst December 23, 2018

Melker 

The sexiest guy in the world! He has the biggest dick too!

"See that guy over ther?! He better be a Melker!"
"Hes so hot!"

Melker by TJooooooo March 7, 2017

Melker 

A very smart person that has A+ in every subject. He is also a damm sexy kid

I'm So Melker

Melker by Mr best December 14, 2016

melker 

Melker is a guy with a tiny dick, short hair and a ugly face. Melker is usaly short and enoying. He also like black music.

-Your'e such a Melker...
-Fuck you!

melker by melker 2006 December 12, 2016

Melker 

He is the most handsome and he is a master at gameing. He likes to get attention and do their best to get attention. He gets no girls. He likes your mama jokes.

That is so Melker dude.

Melker by LÖLÖLÖLÖLÖLÖLÖL December 12, 2016

Melker 

A really cool guy that is the best at gaming and gets good grades in school. He also has the most beatiful hair ever and is very tall.

Wow, that guy over there must be named Melker because he is surrounded by girls and is really tall!

Melker by A guy that's not named Melker December 13, 2016

Melker 

A cool,awesome,skilled Guy whos very smart and nice but laughs at Almost everything

He is still laughing!
Well he is a Melker after all

Melker by MrNobody December 14, 2016