Sleezy measles 

Is the act of slapping the girl in the face with her day old tampon while you are performing anal sex.

She was on the rag last night wich resulted in the sleezy measles.

Sleezy measles by 6sleezye9 March 14, 2007

dying of measles 

A murder that is meant to look natural.
OR
A murder that leaves absolutly no marks or evidence of murder even after autopsy.

No marks...no illness...Looks like this one died of measles cuz' I smell foul play!

This mark'll be dying of measles tonight.

dying of measles by TheManW/ThePlan April 14, 2007

German measles 

When a dog poops indoors and somebody steps in it, and immediately starts throwing up, and is ill for the next three days.

Nick stepped in some dog poo, and started booting everywhere. Then he couldn't go to school for the next three days because of German measles.

German measles by natious January 14, 2009

Emperor Measles 

Not to be confused with a Measles Emperor.

Emperor Measles is a discord dweller that bullies and insults kids online.

Also announces his entrance in the chat with a "Hm", like a fucking Anime Villain

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Emperor Measles, he likes to bully kids.
Person 1: Shouldn't we stop him?
Person 2: I would, but seeing them kids cry is hella funny

Emperor Measles by Kay Ze Solo December 12, 2024

meatless week

When a fucking cheapass loser dickhead doesn't get any overtime during the week.

They are not giving us any overtime, it looks like it's going to be a meatless week.

meatless week by pilsbury September 17, 2007

meatless grinder 

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

meatless grinder by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

spread like measels

when a subject or topic has remained remotely underground, and suddenly becomes very popular; for example, my definitions

My definitions seem to spread like measels.

spread like measels by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003