A frozen confection from McDonalds with different toppings such as: M&Ms, Oreo, and GRANOLA. Also is never mixed by the incompetent staff of employees.
Mike: Can I have a McFlurry, MIXED.
Ryan: MIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Employee: Excuse me?
Mike: THEY DIDN'T MIX IT!!!
Ryan: BASTARDS!!
Mike: WHATS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!
Used when a person wants to do something to another person (usually sexual or at least somewhat physical). It is used in a vague way to allow the listener to guess whatthe speaker is implying.
A sexual kink where you insert your penile device in someone's unclean, poop-ridden anus multiple times and ejaculate into it. Then you proceed to stir your penis around in it mimicking the movement of a McFlurry mixer machine.
Mike Hawk: Yoo dude I heard you got some serious cooch from Samantha last night!
Dixie Rex: Nah man, she wanted to me to give her a Mcflurry last night. My little man was not a big fan of it.
The McFlurry is a pre/post-sentence appendage (written or verbal) used in colloquial arbitration and debate to confer confidence in one’s statements and invoke a lighthearted challenge with a friendly inconsequential wager - a McDonald's McFlurry. Direct translation of a "McFlurried" statement may read, “I bet you a McFlurry that (insert sentence).”
It should be noted that reconciliary collection of owed McFlurries is often not practiced amongst friends.
It should also be noted that challenges capitalized by a McFlurry do not always have to be measurable and are often subjective in nature (see example 3).
1. I'd work you. McFlurry.
2. McFlurry she's a man.
3. McFlurry I'm way sweeter than you.