McConnelling 

McConnelling is when someone is in a short clip that mainly includes their upper torso and head. They start off by doing something official, or business-like such as signing papers and then suddenly smile at the camera like someone in the intro from Full House. McConnelling is based off of a political advertisement released by US Senator Mitch McConnell in which he signs some papers, and then turns his head up to smile at the camera.

Hey man, I saw the opening intro to Family Matters and they were all McConnelling!

McConnelling by AaronLikesItUpTheAss April 22, 2014

McConnellsburg

McConnellsburg is a small town in PA where everyone thinks that there town is smaller than everyone else’s town and that they’ve got a bigger buck and bass on their wall. This town has nothing to do other than drink, get high, have sex. and hangout at save a lot. Most of the town are Hillbilly Hicks but there are the few kids that aren’t following the path of everyone else such as the Fuck boy. These usually consist of the popular sports players that fuck every girl and cheat on there females. (Kylor, Seiders, Daniels, Mellott’s, Hershey, etc.) McConnellsburg also has more cows then people. Most of their sports teams suck other than Soccer.

person 1: Hey Luis, do you wanna go to McConnellsburg?
person 2: I don’t wanna go to the redneck, white trash, and blue collar town.

McConnellsburg by jealous kid69 June 7, 2022

mcconnellsburg

Mcconnellsburg is Pennsylvania's little personal slice of west Virginia. The people there are backwards Hicks whom love in breeding, and having sex with farm animals. to buy land over there is very cheap because no body wants to live there.

hey Sam I'm bored wanna go to mcconnellsburg?
Sam: what for?
Well we could go laugh at the weirdos at sheetz.
Sam: I guess there aint nothing else to do.

hey who u datin now
Goerge: Jane Jenkins she's from mcconnellsburg.
Eww doesn't she gave an uncle~ brother ?
Goerge: naw man she has a grandpa~dad but the pussys good

Dude your gross

mcconnellsburg by justywes5911 June 7, 2011

McConnelling 

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.

Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.

McConnelling by dgRonbo April 12, 2021

McConnelling 

When you’re on a video conference call or in-person meeting and you intentionally freeze up in order to avoid the question.

Did you see Greg completely freeze up when the boss asked if he’d filed his expense reports?

Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.

McConnelling by rbrif August 30, 2023