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In my prison, a maytag was a dude, usually a junkie, who washed people’s clothes for commissary. There were usually 2-3 maytags on a pod vying for business and they would cement their reputation by stealing bleach or using peroxide toothpaste to spot scrub other inmates’ clothes. But a maytag was never the name for a person being sexually victimized, they were lower level workers in the prison economy who’d refer to themselves as The Maytag to hustle up commie washing state clothes overnight.
Yo, my shit got a coffee stain, who’s the maytag on the pod?

I’m maytagging if you need anything washed, 50 cents an item.
Maytag by Jayr the Crazy Whiteboy December 21, 2022
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Maytag twerk 

White girl dancing. Referring to a girl that dances like a washing machine and doesn't know how to put it on for a guy. Usually a "maytagger" is associated with white girls but it can and has been know to appear across other races. Beware of these girls if you are looking for a grind session because it will be a failure
Damn, I was in Club Lau get the sorriest dance ever. Had that Maytag twerk going on.

Maytag twerk in the club is not where its at.
Maytag twerk by skyz the limit September 11, 2011

Maytag Repairman 

Feeling very lonely or neglected by others.

Bored.

A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.
I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work.

My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.

No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.

Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.
Maytag Repairman by kz5bw5 June 2, 2009

Maytag Man 

Ladies perspective - "Im stoked, my new boyfriends a total maytag man, he be doin my dishess."

Guys perspective - "easiest thing in the world, throw some dishes in the dishwasher, panties come right off, like grease on the dishes..that is, if your using Palmolive."
Maytag Man by Bardels January 11, 2010

Maytag Rodeo 

Maytag Rodeo - When a female sits on top of a vibrating washing machine with an unbalanced load during the spin cycle for sexual satisfaction. Yeeeeehawwww
Jenny to Rachel "I'm really horny but I can't go clubbing tonight. I have to go to the laundrymat and do laundry."

Rachel to Jenny "Me too. I guess we could always go play Maytag Rodeo tonight."
Yeeeeeeehawwww!!!!!
Maytag Rodeo by Jenny Black February 19, 2008

Maytag Mudslide

when someone takes a hellacious dump in a washer with a load of laundry then turns the washer one..
i went to put the laundry in the dryer, and there was shit all over my clothes..that punk bitch danny must of gave me a maytag mudslide...

maytag salesman 

When a wannabe DJ can't mix songs.
"Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneakers in a dryer!"
maytag salesman by Serengeti September 27, 2004