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Martim is the guy you knew you were lucky to find as soon as you met him. Selfless and considerate of others, he's a friend you know you can count on. True, he may be stubborn at times but hey, no-one's perfect. Thank god for all the Martims in the world.
You know Martim, right? He has such a big heart. He has other big stuff too, if you know what I mean...
Martim by Bob from HR November 21, 2021
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a retard that has a brain the size of a peanut
he's such a martim
Martim by hehegotyaa March 6, 2017
This guy is the one who is always flirting with other guys and usually he drinks live a horse (ends the night badly)
"Stop that! We are dancing and you are flirting a man while you are drinking 3 vodka glasses at once! You are such a martim!"
martim by pttroller00 February 22, 2017
Martim is a boy crazy about hentai, he is addicted to everything that has hentai in the middle, Martim is the worst friend anyone could have
X: did you see that guy watching hentai?Y: It's probably Martim
someone you can't trust with your love. someone who will break your heart.
a guy that's always after girls even when he already has one.
ex. 1
person 1 - why are you crying?
person 2 - because of Martim

ex. 2
person 1 - oh my god why did you guys break up?
person 2 - because he is a Martim. I can't trust him.
Martim by avakqmavavaoaahwvww April 17, 2022

Alex and Martim 

2 guys with big cock, that play r6. They are funny and have a lot of friends and whores. They are also truly FBI agents and they can work very well together. They are also white and European.

If you know this two, well you will get depression.
GOD, I saw Alex with Martim yesterday. I will get depression.

I saw the world best r6 players, Alex and Martim, they play it so good.
Alex and Martim by Josh Marley December 17, 2021