Martin Robinson's calculator 

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.

There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.

Martin Robinson's calculator by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021

Martin Luther's Septic Tank 

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.

1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you

Martin Luther's Septic Tank by huskyspin April 4, 2025

Martin Stoner 

When a member of a workplace feels so threatened by other members of staff that they have to fabricate both an entire back story of the 'exciting' life they abandoned to come and work here.

A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.

Worker 1: Did you hear that Worker 3 tried to get Lily fired?

Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!

Worker 1: Yeah I know

Worker 3: What are you talking about?

Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?

Worker 3: No, what made you say that?

Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.

Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.

Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.

Martin Stoner by EndoGhost November 23, 2009

Martin Salomon 

He’s just that kid who’s so fucking good at hockey.

Oh Martin Salomon....
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too

Martin Salomon by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** September 10, 2020

martin scorsese

The greatest living american director.

Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Gangs of New York, The Aviator, After Hours, Casino - 'Nuff said.

martin scorsese by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005

Martin Starr 

Outrageously funny and criminally underrated American actor whose subtle humor contributed to the hilarity of hit-movies Knocked Up, Superbad, and Adventureland, in which he co-starred; he is most famous and beloved for his role as the irresistibly likable geek Bill Haverchuck on 1999-2000 television dramedy Freaks and Geeks.

A genius at physical comedy, Martin Starr can keep audiences enthralled and in stitches using only awkward motions, goofy looks and gestures, and an uncommonly childlike curiosity concerning his surroundings.

Martin Starr by GeekTeach81 August 11, 2009

Martin St.Louis 

A short man on the Tampa Bay Lightning who is amazing at hockey, but awkwardly looks like Frodo, and is around the same height. Aside from that funny fact, he is one of the best players in hockey right now.

LOTR Nerd: Hey everyone look its FRODO!

Martin St.Louis: I hate my summer job.

Martin St.Louis by HockeyTy June 30, 2008