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Marketing 

Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.
Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.
Marketing by Space Wrangler July 6, 2021

Marketing 

Marketing abc
Marketing by Okokokoo November 27, 2021

Marketing Hacker

Increase Revenue, Optimize Efficiency, and cut costs using Automation, Data, and Process.
Isaac is a brilliant Marketing Hacker as demonstrated by his usage of Marketing Automation, Applied Statistics, and new data processes to quarterly revenue.
Marketing Hacker by ikecube December 31, 2012

marketing tacos

When a girl walks around with the zipper of her pants pulled down. This is the female equivalent of selling hotdogs.
Ania didn't know why Jason kept staring at her pants until she looked down and realized that she was marketing tacos.
marketing tacos by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

marketing tool

The creation marketers use to identify and co-opt "street lingo" or style to help them market to teenagers effectively. This website is a fine example. No doubt these words and definitions will be used in the next Sprite commercial, or by Carson Daly.
Urbandictionary.com seems like a "for the people- by the people" site devoted to counter-culture, but it's really just a marketing tool.
marketing tool by imilian January 8, 2004

Marketing Department 

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
The revolution is coming, so I recommended to Jenny that she move out of the marketing department. She laughed at me. Well, my conscience is clear.
Marketing Department by Stargoat August 26, 2013