Mario Kart 

When you get 8 of your friends to sit on your couch and masturbate,whoever finishes last is declared the winner
and whoever finishes first has to clean the sperm off of the floor with their tounge

Billly! Why are you home so late? Oh, it's nothing mom! Me and my friends were just playing "Mario Kart"

Mario Kart by McGizzle64 January 18, 2011

mario kart 

A form of date-rape in which the offender renders the victim unconscious with sedatives and then the offender's friends run the victim over with a car.

Connor: Man, I got arrested last night. I'm out on bail and I gotta get a whole legal team together.
Dave: Really? What happened?
Connor: I roofied the shit out of this girl and then Jake and Arnie ran her over in my Prius. They got me on conspiracy to commit murder and sexual assault.
Dave: What the fuck? Why would you do something like that?
Connor: Haven't you ever heard of a Mario Kart?

mario kart by Ike who is liked July 20, 2008

mario kart 

drive by shooting

dem pussies dont even know how to fight, dere just mario kartin all day man

mario kart by thiswordwillbebigoneday February 2, 2009

mario kart 

The term used for smoking the bud of the cannabis sativa plant when you don't want anyone around you to know what your talking about.

guy: Dude, tonight we are definitely playing some Mario kart back at my place.

other guy: Awesome dude... Ill go pick up snacks...

mario kart by Dr. Large Penis October 6, 2012

Mario Kart 

Mario Kart is the racing game series made by Nintendo. It was made to realistically simulate driving in Italy.

"You wanna see how it's like driving in Italy, play Mario Kart!"

Mario Kart by Wasabi_i February 4, 2020

Mario Kart 

1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.

2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.

1.

Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.

2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...

Mario Kart by WitherHD November 19, 2017

mario kart 

A game where gi is the worst at.

person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi

mario kart by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022