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marvelous mammoth 

a female of immense physical proportions
the girls height must vary from 6'2 to 6'5 and her weight must vary from 260 lbs to 310 lbs... any female exceeding these measurements must instead be referred to as a GIGANTOR WHALE
the ideal marvelous mammoth is 6'3 and 280 pounds

these creatures have been known to trample any and all people/things in their path. A true marvelous mammoth makes a hideous grunting sound once every few pounding steps

The famous uglybitchologist, woo, the self-proclaimed "King of Snot-Rockets", warns all men that "Marvelous Mammoths are quite terrifying, if you see one coming towards you on the street, dont cross the street or look away, because they will become self concious and angry. however keep all toes, fingers and your penis as far away as possible becuase the big bitches might try to gobble them down."
Jose Contreras: what the fuck is THAT?!?!?
Bruce Lee: what??
Jose Contreras: the grunting troll... except its not a troll its fucking HUGE!
Bruce Lee: oh shit! thats a fuckin marvelous mammoth if ive ever seen one! run away!!

St. Marcellinus 

A school in Mississauga located in the safest suburb area meadowville village. The mans here think they live in the hood and think they are tough, even though they are rich...
"that man goes to st. Marcellinus lol what a fucking wasteman"
St. Marcellinus by Suburbwasteman123 December 18, 2017

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 

The only cartoon making Cartoon Network worth watching these days, and the most brilliant thing that ever existed since The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was cancelled.

Created by Mark "Thurop" Van Orman, who also wrote the storyboard for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

This cartoon follows the misdadventures of Flapjack, a sweet-natured, naive, ADVENTURE thirsting little boy, accompanied by Captain K'nuckles and their Whale, Bubby, in their treacherous search for Candied Island.

Loved by many for its ever so slightly deliciously disturbing animation, hilariously twisted situations, and young Flap's adorable antics.
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack is so goddam roflworthy.
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Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!! .. NYAHEEHEENYAANEEYAA!!"
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Creepy old man: ".. I'll play a game with you! Hahaha! Wets pway a bathwoom game! ... You WIN! Hahahahahah! YOU WIN! Hahahahaha! YOU WIN hahahaa! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!"

Flapjack: "Well you need to grow up!"

Creepy old man: "GROW UP?! I'M DIRTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD!"

*incredibly creepish visual on screen*

Dude. Look up "creepy old man flapjack" on youtube and I promise you'll laugh.
Marcellos is a very special person. Very laid back and chill. But knows how to have a good time when it's necessary. Very stern and confident in everthing Marcellos does. Caring, sweet, and very serious. A dependable person. Will make you feel like your on top of the world. Very athletic and handsome. A ladies man.
Marcellos is so funny ! I wish I was like him !

Marvellous 

A unique name for a unique girl. She is a kind hearted person. She is amazing in every way even though she doesn't see it. She goes through a whole lot in her life and it can be rough. She may think she is not loved or unwanted but there will always be that one person that will always care about them no matter what. marvellous can be a strong, independent person but they will always have someone that will treat them like a queen.
After she has gone through she finally found the right guy , she is truly marvellous.
#beautiful #caring #lovely #amazing
have you seen that girl, she is truly marvellous
Marvellous by Suollevram February 15, 2018
A guy who is sweet and kind smells amazing. Very handsome and good looking! Great at everything he does and is very talented... and sexy.
You want to be a Marcelous.
Marcelous by Chocolatethunder03 March 14, 2017