Marti Status 

Getting drunk

Marti was all Marti status last night he was eating his burrito with his eyes closed

Marti Status by scammer greens April 27, 2021

manvi sharma 

THE BEST FRIEND, WIFE, GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL . MANVI SHARMA IS A CUTE GIRL WHO LOVES HER FRIENDS ENDLESSLY. CAN BE MOODY SOMETIMES BUT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ANYONE SMILE . YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE A MANVI SHARMA IN YOUR LIFE!! ♥😭

Mann manvi sharma is the best!!!

manvi sharma by trustmebaby✨🕊 September 30, 2021

praying mantis style 

With the woman laying on her stomach and a pillow placed under the pelvis and the legs spread at a 45 degree angle, intercourse from behind while stimulating the clitoris with the right hand, which is placed between the pelvis and pillow.

Laura gave two thumbs up after being pleasured via the praying mantis style.

praying mantis style by 26110 September 6, 2012

Mantis Style

Mantis Style is a form of hardcore sex where post ejaculation the female eats the male's head, similar to a praying mantis.

Tyler: Dude, did you here Joe died while having sex with his girlfriend?
Eddy: Yeah, I heard she went Mantis Style on him.

Mantis Style by Mr. Smon Jifff December 3, 2016

Mantis shrimp 

Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.

Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Mantis shrimp by Mr. Potato. February 15, 2022

Twisted Mantis Spring 

Verb.

When one lies upside down against a wall fisting themselves in such an awkward position that they look twisted and their hand in their ass or pussy looks like a mantis claw. Plus they spring like a mantis when they cum.

I saw my girl twisted upside down against the wall with her hand in her pussy I thought she was in trouble, but then I realized, Frankie Dee wasn't lying about the Twisted Mantis Spring

Twisted Mantis Spring by Frankie_Dee January 12, 2014

mantis shrimp 

actually not a true Shrimp, it is actually a type of Stomotopod that frequently comes with live rock. It eats basically anything and can cause havoc in reef systems. Peacock Mantis' are known to grow up to 6'' and some species have the striking power of a .22 pistol! They're by far the coolest live rock hitchhiker. If you have a Mantis Shrimp, it may make a sharp CRACKING noise which means its banging or striking against the glass or something in your tank; known to eat coral, fish and inverts.

guy 1: Dude I just got a mantis shrimp in my live rock, he's so cool looking
me: You're so lucky man!

mantis shrimp by PatC September 22, 2005