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Two man stand 

When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.
Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'

Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'

Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'

Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'
Two man stand by Heckster. November 22, 2009
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one man stand 

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.
Troels had a lof on one man stands.
one man stand by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

wee-man taco stand 

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.
Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.
wee-man taco stand by David Kenney November 30, 2007

Two Man Ladder Stand 

This sexual act requires two men, a ladder, and a sexual partner. Have the two men stand on each side of the ladder, and the sexual partner in the middle. The sexual partner provides oral sex for both men, hence the Two Man Ladder Stand.
Me and Joe gave your mom the Two Man Ladder Stand last night!
Two Man Ladder Stand by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019

One man popsicle stand 

The deed of one dude freezing his dick and having a huge orgy with 5 or more different girls. All five girls at the same time suck thy bros dick to get it defrosted. Once that is completed the dude then closes up shop by giving all girls a special creamy facial. His dick will be so out of commission that he has to wait until next summer to open shop back up.
Guy1 -Yo Johnny guess what I just had?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- You know Latasha, BritAny, Latoya, Lafonda, and Lakisha, and Corney?

Guy2- Ya

Guy1- One man popsicle stand all I gotta say

Guy 2- oooooo best mayne deeds

stand up man 

Always ready to be there, and possibly defend, another person, always being reliable and trustworthy. Basically, being someone you can depend on. This earns a man a reputation as being a "stand up" kinda man or "stand up" kinda guy
"Thanks for being there for me, when no one else would--you're a real stand up man."

Man Faced Tit Stand 

A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS
Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred
Man Faced Tit Stand by Anthony J H November 6, 2007