Malloy's Law

When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).

Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.

Malloy's Law by Pope Gambrinus December 10, 2020

Julia Malloy 

someone who likes it in the ear.

She is such a Julia Malloy.

Julia Malloy by Melonnxoxoxo October 16, 2010

Joe Malloy 

Joe Malloy is a godly expanse of shimmering manliness. Women climax when he looks their way, but stays true to whomever he's with. His penis tears lesser women apart. The sheer size of his ejaculation would rupture your kidneys and lungs.

Joe Malloy.

Joe Malloy by Jaques Lee June 18, 2011

The Malloy 

The Malloy is a sex act. It happens when a man is in doggy style position. He is being taken from behind by a lesbians with a strap on. At this point he starts asking for a reach around, but is continously denied.

Dude, did you hear about Kelley? He got drunk last night and was totally given The Malloy. Now he is walking around funny with a semi.

The Malloy by SnowyChinchilla July 9, 2016

Mike Malloy 

A talk show host who is the left wing equivalent of Glen Beck. Hates people who believe in God or follow a religion. Does nothing but cusses and screams like a little bitch every night. Always hangs up on callers who have different views than him, because he can't argue with them worth crap. Likes to mock religious texts and call them blood filled but praises Darwin's origin of species even though more fanatics have used it to justify slavery, racism, imperialism, maltreatment of the poor, war, etc in one and a half centuries than the bible or quran have caused throughout history. The sooner this old shit dies, the better. He is also one of the main reasons why the political left will be always sucking the dick of right wingers.

And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.

Mike Malloy: okay we have a caller in Arizona..you're on the air

Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-

Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!

Mike Malloy by dude709 March 4, 2010

jonny malloy

One of the sexiest mothafuckas you eva seen. He's one hell of a nigga and his love is the shit! He's got a tongue like a tornado and dick fat as a potato - and twice as delicious.

I'm JONNY, bitch! Enjoy yaself.

See also Rick James.

jonny malloy by BlackMajic April 12, 2004

pat malloy 

a sexy man. who love to make igloos

awh man i just pulled a pat malloy. i made so many igloos while being sexy .

pat malloy by ohyeah333 January 12, 2008