In my opinion the game is fun until you det good at it, then it's really boring. It is really nerdy and is a fucking money toilet. This is from a former player. Most players of Magic are either gay or can't get any women, like my brother. Not starting Magic is a good idea.

Hey Josh, I started playing Magic and my girlfrend dumped me but at least i can whack off to my new Glissa Sun-Seeker.

Magic: the Gathering by McAnarchy December 23, 2004

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Magic: the gathering

A card game produced by Wizards of the Coast for proud nerds to play everywhere. Requires mass amounts of money to win, and sometimes ends up in nerdfights, which are slightly more dangerous than sorrority girl ticklefights. There's nothing wrong with the game if you're into that sort of thing, but most people on UrbanDictionary would gladly kick in the face of anyone seen carrying around a deck.

Nerd 1: Hey, let's go play Magic and pick up some fine ladies!
Nerd 2: Awww riiiight.

Magic: the gathering by DKlown February 16, 2004

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Magic: The Gathering

A card game, played by spending lots of money on pretty pieces of cardboard.

Magic: The Gathering of Virgins.

Magic: The Gathering by RabidSquirrel April 1, 2003

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Magic: The Gathering

A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.

I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.

Magic: The Gathering by Vit June 30, 2003

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