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Lava Leyva 

A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.
Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!

Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!

Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva
Lava Leyva by Zsaszrael October 15, 2016
A Smart, uncoordinated, Yet cute type of horse.
That type of horse is a JC Leyva.
JC Leyva by San FranChesco April 9, 2009

Lava Leyva 

A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.
Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!

Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!

Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva
Lava Leyva by Zsaszrael October 15, 2016

Dirty Leyva

When a male of Hispanic ethnicity releases his fecal matter into the face of a half Asian high school sophomore after consuming large amounts of popcorn the night previous.
“Hey Athena, I just ate seven bags of popcorn, wanna have a dirty Leyva tomorrow?”
Dirty Leyva by Invisagoth July 11, 2006

marilyn leyva 

Marilyn leyva is very happy. She is a brilliant person with a amazing personality, also a gorgeous woman. She is short but very good looking, she has amazing curves around the hips and also has a naughty freaky side. who is also destined to be with a Pedro. Yes ! A Pedro these two are meant to be w eachother. They click instantaneously.
Marilyn leyva is the woman, we all admire!”
marilyn leyva by Juanito.100818 January 31, 2019

samantha leyva 

a gorgeous girl who i saw on ig and her @ is samanthaleyvax3, she deserves more than she receives and looks like a very funny and caring person. outshiningly stunning and has a great body, shouldn’t be sad over no boy.
girl: “samantha leyva is so pretty