Matt Lauer 

To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.

He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.

Matt Lauer by Naswipp November 30, 2017

matt lauer'd 

Bent over a desk and fucked until you pass out.

I was Matt Lauer'd last night and it was amazing.

matt lauer'd by jmack7018 December 9, 2017

Matt Lauer 

Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.

The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!

Matt Lauer by Mustache Larry December 1, 2017

Matt Lauer 

A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.

Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!

Matt Lauer by Great Kuhzoo November 30, 2017

Matt Lauer 

An advanced sexual technique whereby the man bends the woman over a desk and vigorously copulates with her until she passes out and needs to be resuscitated by Paramedics.

My girl came over last night and I gave her the 'ol Matt Lauer for good measure

Matt Lauer by Good Morning America December 5, 2017

pulling a matt lauer 

Acting or behaving wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to warrant a swift and unexpected termination.

Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”

pulling a matt lauer by stellatwinks November 30, 2017

Matt Lauer 

An overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable morning show host in the history of television.

I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.

Matt Lauer by The Real Canadian April 14, 2021