Larry Bird Shit 

When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.

Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.

Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I

Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.

*BOOM* World ends in an instant.

Larry Bird Shit by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 18, 2010

larry_bird forum

larry_bird forum:

To make a suggestion of cosmically disastrous proportions. For example; recommending buying shares in Enron.

The opposite to a car_forum.

Napoleon Bonaparte - "I don't care that it's winter, we're invading Russia"

Marshall Nay: "Your Highness, this is a larry_bird forum of an idea".

larry_bird forum by FTJ_Admin April 17, 2005

A Larry Bird 

A large Caucasian penis. Named as such because Larry Bird is known as one of,if not the only, Caucasian basketball player who can HANG with the perdomintly African American legends of basketball by their own admittance. Much like the majority of well endowed penises are of African American descent. Could also be referred to as the "Dick from French Lick".

Usually she prefers an all BBC team, but if a Larry Bird is around, she'll run with that unit.

A Larry Bird by JJ Milla April 20, 2019

A Larry Bird 

When you are having sex with a girl during a lightning storm and then there is a flash of lighning and during the split second that you cant see the girls brother pops out of the closet and switches places with her so when you regain your sight you realize you are actually fucking the girls brother.

Also known as "The Ol' Switch-a-roo"

Tom: Dude you will not believe what happened to me the other day.
Jack: What?
Tom: Well I was with this girl at my place and we got into it and then there was a flash of lightning and she pulled A Larry Bird!
Jack: My god...

A Larry Bird by Ibringdafunk February 7, 2010

Lary Bird 

It's when a man's junk is showing too much through their pants, much like Lary Bird the basketball player often was

omg look at his lary bird,. eww

Lary Bird by Chuckory January 25, 2019

Larrybird 

It’s when a mans pubic hair grows past his tip.

I just saw a glimpse of Harold’s larrybird, I think I’m going to throw up!

Larrybird by PAPI mama456 June 6, 2018