Lyndoned 

To be abandoned or left in the lurch by a friend or teammate you were relying on. Especially if the lyndon-er bailed for no good reason.

Where's Jake? We have to forfeit the tournament if we don't have our full team.

He just texted me to say he's not coming... He lyndoned us, that asshole.

Lyndoned by SlipperyPFB June 6, 2022

londoned 

to be stabbed by a londoner

Drake: did you hear? Jake got londoned in an alleyway!
Jake: Yeah its sad.

londoned by egg_fucker June 12, 2022

landonese disease 

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

landonese disease by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022