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Shit Lagged 

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?
Shit Lagged by KMH123 September 28, 2013

Spring Break- Lagged 

Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.

Symptoms include:

Missing 8 am's by 3 hours

Eating at 3 am

Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day

Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm

and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.

Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)

Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?

Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.

Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?

Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?

Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.

Bus-lagged 

When you're on a bus for too long and you feel tired, sleepy, disoriented, etc. because of being on the bus too long
Friend: dude are you OK? You seem kinda out of it
Me: Yeah, just kinda bus-lagged
Bus-lagged by Thebroski 138 November 20, 2016

Pub-lagged 

Feeling as though it is later than it really is due to having gone for a drink in the afternoon.
Person A: "hey, how are you?"
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."
Pub-lagged by J Kelso December 6, 2006
Excuse which generally goes without questioning when someone playing Call of Duty messes up, misses a shot, or gets totally embarrassed.
Kid: Hahaha dude you're so bad.
Me: Shut up I lagged.
Kid: Oh my bad.
I lagged. by Satan's Offspring April 12, 2011

My brain just lagged

The word you say when you see or hear something so confusing that you spend a literal 10 seconds to process what just happened.
Friend: But why where we need this that or something fool consequences?
Me: Oh wow, my brain just lagged.
My brain just lagged by The7Guy November 12, 2020