Kurtis 

Kurtis: (Curr-Tiss) : An awesome guy for real. Totally not written by a guy at AESS-

Kurtis is awesome.

Kurtis by anonymous June 2, 2023

Kurtis 

Usually has a construction related career path, resides in a small predominately white town in Pennsylvania. Has a high likelihood of obesity. Definitely doesn't burn.

A Kurtis would work for a fire department. They hate burning

Kurtis by carolebaskins6969 May 15, 2020

Kurtis 

Is a bitch...

And bisexual

Some Kurtis’s are known as buzz kills and attention whores, but we love them anyways

Wow Kurtis is such a bitch

Kurtis by Latoyamlaj June 6, 2020

Kurtis 

A person who is an absolute twat

ahaha dude check out that kurtis

Kurtis by uratwat October 16, 2008

Kurtis 

Most likely to be a school shooter, you betcha!

Uh oh, Kurtis is reaching into his bag again.

Kurtis by Cakkkke April 10, 2020

Kurtis 

Not a nigger....usually a white boy trying to be black.

Kurtis Rome

Kurtis by lwjkel;rjae;lfd February 27, 2012

kurtis 

A guy who has no friends, a small dick, erectile dysfunction, cannot finish after an hour BJ, usually works out four times a week on his one rep max, has very small arms and shows off his beer belly which he thinks is a six pack, also he enjoys hitting on peoples girlfriends and thinks everytime a girl looks at him they want his dick.... but really they vomit in there mouth!

I totally pulled a kurtis yesterday after an hour.

kurtis by Dinkleberrypicker November 6, 2011