kranken 

going crazy or getting turnt alone or with another person

#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"

#2

Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"

Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"

kranken by dogsandcatsanddogs July 5, 2018

krunker.io

A Call of Duty type .io game where the chances of you joining a server without hackers is as likely as a giant meatball sub enslaving all of humanity.

I just started playing this game called krunker.io but this guest keeps aimbotting me!

krunker.io by bhjbtff tvuy yu December 7, 2018

Krankenstein 

A tweaker the looks like they died and came back to life.

It turns out krankenstein is also a jew.

Krankenstein by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

Kronked 

To define an action in any sense.

Man you’re teeth are KRONKED!

Wanna get kronked? Bitch.

Kronked by sK-gANg* February 1, 2018

Felix Kranken 

ENTRY NOT WRITTEN BY FELIX KRANKEN.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.

He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.

"Dude, Felix Kranken denied any involvement with the tragic circumstances around his establishment, so it must be true."

Felix Kranken by whyhellothere_oldsport September 20, 2021

kif kroker 

Zapp Brannigan's assistant on Futurama. He is a green alien whose body is kept supported by bladders containing fluids rather than bones. He is currently in a relationship with Amy Wong.

Zapp: Kif, get me another beer.
Kif: *sigh*

kif kroker by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003

felix kranken 

bozo still hasnt picked up the phone.

jack:
FELIX

PICK UP THE PHONE

YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

PICK UP THE PHONE

felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone

felix kranken by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 3, 2021