Kobie
"i saw kobie at the shops today, he still cant walk" - friend
"oh thats fine, his penis is still big" -hot woman
"oh thats fine, his penis is still big" -hot woman
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kobie is a person who would shag his dog if it gave him the chance, he likes to get with minors and pass girls around his friendgroup. but he sure does love drugs and sex, and 2020 legacy shirts
Person 1: "Yo im gonna pull a kobie"
Person 2: "what do you mean?"
Person 1: "i mean im gonna go to town and stuff nose candy and girls pubes up my nose"
Person 2: "what do you mean?"
Person 1: "i mean im gonna go to town and stuff nose candy and girls pubes up my nose"
kobie by gerald debarber September 15, 2025
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kobie is a non-binary furry, he likes to stuff peanutbutter up his crack and make his dog lick it (subscribe for the vid), he likes to go to town and get with his friends and brothers ex because all he can pull are sloppy seconds. he also has a fun time sniffing nose candy and girls pubes.
person 1: "Yo im gonna pull a kobie this weekend"
Person 2: "what do you mean?"
person 1: "im gonna go buy some peanut butter and collect hair from the girls bathroom"
Person 2: "what do you mean?"
person 1: "im gonna go buy some peanut butter and collect hair from the girls bathroom"
kobie by gerald debarber September 15, 2025
Pulling a Kobie
Sending out a company-wide email about your leaving that very company to thank people you don't even know for helping you out, while at the same time asking if anyone else can help you find a job.
Pulling a Kobie style email:
I have a few positions lined up for when my contract is over but nothing that is set in stone as of yet, if you know anyone/where that is looking for__, please by all means, send the info my way, I'd like as many options available as I can get.
I have a few positions lined up for when my contract is over but nothing that is set in stone as of yet, if you know anyone/where that is looking for__, please by all means, send the info my way, I'd like as many options available as I can get.
Pulling a Kobie by Chillop December 21, 2008
Kobel
A talented and handsome singer/rapper that is the leader of the Broke Gang and Is not afraid to flex random stuff on the broke underlings
Kobel/Johnny: "I got this... Eevee figurine. Um- and these star stickers- oH wait"
Fans: "GUYS HE'S FLEXING THAT EXPENSIVE SHIt oN US"
Kobel/Johnny: "alright guys get ready for a ult flex. I got airpo-"
Fans: "STOP FLEXING UR EXPENSIVE STUFF AT US AND SHOW US YOUR FOREHEAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR AIRPODS"
Fans: "GUYS HE'S FLEXING THAT EXPENSIVE SHIt oN US"
Kobel/Johnny: "alright guys get ready for a ult flex. I got airpo-"
Fans: "STOP FLEXING UR EXPENSIVE STUFF AT US AND SHOW US YOUR FOREHEAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR AIRPODS"
Kobel by @uwu.kobel January 27, 2019
Kobe Bryant
One of the 3 greatest basketball players to ever lace me up. We all yelled Kobe when shooting fade-away jumpers. He made us motivated and us hoopers inspired to jack up jumpers from 50! We will never forget you RIP KOBE JELLY BEAN BRYANT
Kobe Bryant by JayBoss18 January 26, 2020
Kobe Assist
NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.
Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.
Kobe Assist by jameshunger October 30, 2013