kiefer 

A total hot guy that you will fall for. Bad news is he is the most confusing creature on the planet who is bi-polar as Antarctica. He will make you feel stupid in front of his friends as pay back for not buying him a hot dog at a football game. Waste of time.

"hey i think i'm falling for you.." -sue
"cool my cat just died fuck you."-kiefer
*cry*-sue

"yo k-dawg lets go shoot some hoops!"-bob
"suck dick you cunt fuck where is my hot dog?"-kiefer

kiefer by kittykatluver June 13, 2009

kiefer 

kiefer kiefer, kiefer carbino. he is a god like deity who enjoys to jack off to minecraft porn. he has a older sister corn who is really hot and he has a dog who is a great bj giver

wow they’re a kiefer!

kiefer by willy boi October 19, 2019

Kiefer 

The act of a trump supporting bro-karen getting drunk and beating on their pregnant wife in public places.

I went over to Michael's house the other day, but we had to call the authorities when we saw a gal getting Kiefered in the alleyway. It was really embarrassing for everyone involved.

Kiefer by Papa Troll June 26, 2021

kiefer 

a guy who is really nice and cute, but hes a huge prude, so hes no fun. also hes extremely skinny. but he has a six pack so its all good.

i love kiefer but why does he have to be such a prude!

kiefer by dr. fuckel January 21, 2009

Kiefer 

Another word for when you assassinate a player in Halo for an instant kill.

"I just Kiefered the kid on the other team! OWNAGE!"

Kiefer by Tizz Mizzle July 24, 2007

Kiefer 

the name of an incredibly attractive punk. known to sport a mohawk. he gets all the girls.

Did you see kiefer today? All the girls were trying to get with him!

Kiefer by mhmmmhmmmm February 8, 2010

kiefer 

(n) a 24-inch rim; tribute to the popularity of the tv show 24 starring kiefer sutherland.

(adj)rolling on 24-inch rims

(n) my ride's sitting on kiefers.

(adj) my ride's kiefer.

kiefer by jon goteem January 19, 2006