Kevlar Neck Gaiter 

A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.

“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”

Kevlar Neck Gaiter by Tin Hat Kippah December 9, 2020

kevlar boxers 

Protective clothing worn around scorned or man hating women.

Shes pissed dude, better break out the kevlar boxers if you go home tonight.

kevlar boxers by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005

Kevlar string

Kevlar string is when you torture somebody by hanging them by their balls with a Kevlar string

Billy. So you don't want to talk bring out the Kevlar string

Jim What the hell is that

Billy. HANGING BY HIS BALLS

Jim. Screams uncontrolled begins struggles yet to no avail slowly dies from being hanged by his balls (he said every last word he had to say they still killed him)

Kevlar string by Bigsops April 1, 2022

kevlar flat smack 

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

kevlar flat smack by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Kevlar Vest 

Kevlar Vest is a term describing a conspiracy theory that is more fact than fiction, the antithesis to a Tinfoil Hat conspiracy theory which is more fiction then fact. Typically investigating a Kevlar Vest conspiracy theory is bad for one’s health, thus you would require a “Kevlar Vest”.

Paul: “All I’m saying is that Epstein didn’t kill himself!”
Sally: *Rips off face, revealing herself to be an FBI agent.*
FBI Agent: “You should have stopped digging.”
Paul: “Aww man, I knew this was a Kevlar Vest Conspiracy.”
FBI Agent: *Kills Paul, frames it as a suicide.*

Kevlar Vest by chinsaw2727 September 29, 2022

kelara 

Rare and unique. Defineable by a select few

There has been and always will be only one kelara in the entire universe.

kelara by seeker of rare things February 16, 2010

keylara 

The most beautifully precious girl. The best daughter in the world.

Keylara has a beautiful voice!

keylara by Carla Barker June 8, 2015