Kavanaugh 

Kavanaugh

To Lie, Lie, Lie.

To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.

He pulled a total Kavanaugh, saying Menage a Trois was a Book Reading Circle.

Kavanaugh by Don'tUSeYouReallzzzNames September 27, 2018

kavanaugh 

(Verb) 1. To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the whole party or an individual. 2. To get blackout drunk and sexually assault another.

Brett: "Dude, what happened last night?"
Mark: "You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine."
Brett: "Keep it on the down low."

kavanaugh by BoBeau70 September 26, 2018

Kavanaugh 

A person who likes beer and keeps a calendar from 30 years ago.

Damn did you see Trump? He nominated that fucking Kavanaugh guy?

Kavanaugh by Yeetfam October 4, 2018

Kavanaugh 

A cocktail or beer serving method where the libation is served with a funnel. As in a Gimlet Kavanaugh or Kavanaugh Budweiser.

Man: Man, I had a tough day in court today. I’ll have a Kavanaugh martini.

Bartender: Coming up.

Kavanaugh by AdamPedAnt October 6, 2018

kavanaugh 

A threesome between two guys and a female where one guy is choking the female while the other guy is shoving drugs to his asshole.

-Ben is in the hospital
-Oh, why?
- He was out drinking last weekend and the kavanaugh he had burned his rectum

kavanaugh by jh100 October 2, 2018

Kavanaugh 

When you add new definitions to Urban Dictionary to make yourself look better.

Person 1) Look at that THOT
Person 2) That’s offensive.
Person 1) What do you mean I just referred to her as ‘that humble outstanding type.’
Person 2). That’s some Kavanaugh bullshit.

Kavanaugh by aninjaturtle September 27, 2018

Kavanaugh 

to become angry, unhinged, and belligerent without ever answering a question directly.

The guy totally went Kavanaugh and all I did was ask him if that was his cup of coffee on the table. He asked me if I have ever littered, stomped around, started crying, and I still don't know who left their coffee on the table so I guess I'll clean it up.

Kavanaugh by witchitalkingbout October 4, 2018