July 20

People born on July 20 are most likely to fuck their best friend.

I’m fucking my best friend on July 20 not her brother.

July 20 by Rocky Manhart October 16, 2019

July 20

National Dont Give Birth Day

Susan- "Hey im about to have labor right now,"
Mark- "Dont, its national dont give birth day on July 20, do it tomorrow."

July 20 by Thatonequietkidinclass July 26, 2021

July 20

Have sex if you haven’t had it in a while day!

Claire, Are you excited for July 20 hottie?

July 20 by anonymous July 20, 2021

July 20

If you were born on this day, you UGLY!! But it’s ok because we all ugly too.

July 20 is a month and a date people are born on everyday

July 20 by Unknowncharacter November 19, 2019

July 20

If you were born on this date, you're a low-life dirty bitch, tbh who is even born on this shitty ass day?

Person 1: Did you hear their birthday is on July 20th?

Person 2: Oh yeah they must be disgusting

July 20 by Badussy257 December 8, 2021

July 20

Slap miss saltys but day

Hey bri don’t slap my ass

But it’s July 20

July 20 by cedes aka miss salty November 2, 2020

July 20

a day where u buy your bsf anything they want thats under the price of 20 dollars ! show them how much u appreciate them on this day !

girl one: “hey bsf, pick something from your fav store and i’ll buy it.”
girl two: “wait. thats so nice of you ! why so sudden tho ?”
girl one: “its july 20 dumbass”
girl two: “OH YEA”

July 20 by IsaIzzieKizz November 24, 2022