juggalette 

A "female" so to speak. Usually ugly, fat, and hasn't washed themselves in ages. Hangs out with other ugly, fat bitches to give themselves some sense of belonging. Follows the group Insane Clown Posse.

"Yo! I'ze don't kare you beez talking about me and shit. Juggaloze bees together and weeze don't care what we look like. Ize a juggalette"

juggalette by fucking hoff style October 3, 2007

juggalette 

A girl who has no friends.. no sense of real style.. and who would probably fuck a toothless crackhead for any affection what-so-ever. Listens to ICP and other piece of shit bands from Psychopathic records.

Often defines themselves as "protective of our juggalo family, will fuck up anyone who says shit to me.. etc etc." What that really means is "I paint my face like a moron to look badass, but I look like a fucking retard and I probably couldn't throw a real punch to save my life."

Will most likely end up getting killed for mouthing off too much.

"Hi, I am a juggalette. I just fucked Hobo Harry because he said he loves me. Don't look at me, I'll fuck you up.. for serious yo."

juggalette by cptpopetastic July 16, 2008

juggalette 

a "juggalette" is a IMMATURE female who is obsessed with ICP (Insane Clown Posse). They dress like retards and therefore they are retards. If you see a "juggalette", then get the fuck away before you too before corrupt.

Frank: I met this girl on the internet yesterday.
Ron: Really? Whats her name?
Frank: well, her name says "Juggalette Jill".
Ron: oh no dude! don't talk to that anymore!
Frank: why?
Ron: she is obsessed with ICP
Frank: FUCK THAT! haha

juggalette by guitarwizard92 November 25, 2007

Juggalette 

An American white trash female who suffers from loose virtues, dellusions of: grandure, toughness, self worth and intelligence. Common practices include: the dawning of rediculous clown makeup, having sex with any and all males who go by the title Juggalo, making online videos in which they threaten bodily harm against men they do not know with no intention of acting upon these idol fantasies. Silly and embarrasing though they may be, they are perhaps more than anything else, symbols of middle class white America's loss of identity and principle.

That Juggalette made a 15 minute video of herself smoking cigarettes and singing along to an Insane Clown Posse song. It was perhaps her life's greatest singular accomplishment.

Juggalette by truth fan June 12, 2009

juggalette 

Juggalette's are usually white, lower middle class, trashy girls who associate with the band ICP. They are pretty much all skanky as hell so they're pretty easy to score with, but none the less they are obnoxious as f*ck and just simply unpleasant to be around. In fact I really recommend not doing a juggalette, not because of all the venereal diseases, but because when you wake up the next morning your going to be like "sh*t"

"Hey man, there's those skanky juggalette chicks. I'm going to try to do her tonight."

"Nah man, I would'nt recommend that, seems like something you might regret."

"Wow, thanks for saving me from that trap, fam."

juggalette by GanjaLord420 April 25, 2009

Juggalette 

A female juggler, who has escaped from the circus she was performing at, and is now on the run. Usually accompanied by an elephant and escaped zoo monkey. Often named katie or emily, and always unbelievably perfect. Dont mess with this juggler because they are always equally good at flame throwing.

Guy 1: "Did you see that building just burst into flames??"
Guy 2: " Dude I did. Someone must have messed with a juggalette."

Juggalette by edawg and kcat!! January 2, 2009

Juggalette 

It's basically a cult for distraught teenagers with parents who absolutely suck. It is something else that has been created to make kids that have no guidance feel like they belong to something.

You don't see many national honor society members claiming to be down with the clown. Not saying they are all dumb but damn could put that energy toward something good rather than some nasty, dirty, fat, group. That band doesn't care about you at all. As long as you are paying to see their concerts and buying their CDs.

Juggalette by Chri from the REAL world October 28, 2006